Sunday, June 20, 2010
How can you live with 5 dogs? In your BED?
Yes, even as a veterinarian I get asked this question... #alot
But you see, I barely even notice them. As a matter of fact, half the time my Roomie will ask me 'Where's Chief" or Princess or Linus, etc and I won't know, even though they are under the covers with me.
Well, I won't know until my foot falls asleep and I realize Princess is draped across it (a Chihuahua's signal of true and undying love) or my hip feels particularly warm (for only weighing 2 pounds, Chief can RADIATE body heat) or find a half destroyed cat toy between the sheets (ok, that one could be Orlin or Linus - certainly not Molly, otherwise the whole thing would be gone).
I do, however, usually know where Molly is, simply because we have a nightly, elaborate, grueling battle for my pillow.
You see, she thinks she is alpha and as alpha she should lay on the most comfortable pillow.
Therefore, each night I come to bed, I kick her off my pillow. Then she lays with her head on the corner. Then a paw hits me in the face, then I kick her to the other side of the bed. Then I get up to go the bathroom. Then I have to kick her off my pillow again.
You can see how this becomes a vicious cycle!
And did I mention she snores? Like a LUMBER JACK. Seriously, she could saw wood with that snore. And of course, remember she is sleeping on the corner of my pillow?
My Roomie can hear her from out in the hallway and yet, she is sleeping right next to my ear.
But would I have it any other way?
I could, of course, have them sleep in another room or crate them, but then how would I know how much my Chis and the rest of the pack love me (or in Molly's case replace me as Alpha)?
My question isn't how can I sleep with 5 dogs...
It is... why aren't you???? :-)
Remember, Mommy has written a mystery novel about serial killers. Which might seem odd, but then remember Princess' obsession with them and it becomes a little more clear! :-)
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Thanks so much and we will see you next week!