Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Do you have what it takes to join Princess Mononoke's Evil Chihuahua Empire?

Not many do.

She is looking primarily for a vast number of underlings who are bent on taking over the world as we know it. Chihuahua-style.

Her manifesto is roughly the following (although she adds things as she sees fit!)
1. No more 'Stop barking' commands. That has got to go.
2. Steak for dinner.
3. Chihuahuas can bite anyone they feel like and the bite-ee will thank them for it.
4. Stupid vaccinations also are done away with, along with all icky medications.
5. All larger dogs must bow down to her superiority in all ways.

Now other small breed dogs (Yorkies, Pugs, Shih Tzus etc) may also join Her Empire, they will simply be middle management which is a heck of a lot better than humans will fare in her brave new world. She'll even consider Beagles and such as long as they promise to bay elsewhere.

Please do not apply unless world domination is your thing! She's not into the faint of heart.

Look into her eyes. She means it :-)

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